I'm a woman in my forties, and I'm not afraid to ask for what I want in bed. More often than not, I get what I ask for. But that wasn't always the case. When I was younger, I faked it more often than I care to remember mostly because I was too shy to talk about what pleased me.
Today, I'm a happy woman!
Here's Peter ruminating on female orgasms...
[Picture him, rum on the rocks in hand, side-eyeing some woman from a distance, and talking loudly enough for her to hear...]
I never quite understood this woman orgasm thing and I do not want any professional to explain it either, my ignorance makes it more intriguing, this women orgasm thing.
Why is it so hard for lots of women to get an orgasm? I mean as a man I can come, so to speak, by just looking. Some have called to task the man for being selfish, not wanting to try new “things”--West Indian men, that is. I do not know, but we get a bum rap for this and many ills affecting the woman. Sex means different things to women and men; for me, it means I am getting sex. Sorry to be blunt, what else can it mean? I am not saying I don’t enjoy it, but that’s me and besides I don’t like putting too much meaning to everything.
I have had my fair share of wonderful moments making love to women--my kids appeared through doing it too. I have made women reach climax and I have been with some who I have serious doubts about what they reached...
There are so many books on this subject, and so many experts, but I think the only thing that gets screwed is the readers and their pockets. Many studies were done, so I am told, because I never read any, why should I? For me it is ok for a woman to lie to me about making her climax. Women will fake an orgasm to make you feel good too. I accept their lies though. I do not boast about my prowess because I must admit that lots of times I was not up to standard and they still called my name, yes Peter, yes Peter, yes Peter. I know they were lying, but you know what? I did not give a *&^%, I came and called them wrong names too, so I guess we are even.
[At this point, he raises his voice a tad more because he realizes the woman is amused, and is paying much attention to what he's saying. You can almost picture him closing the deal with this part.]
I will continue to strive to make my women friends get an orgasm--those that are willing to help me help them; I owe it to the women of the world. Women have carried the weight of this world; they have carried us. I recommit to help them find that elusive thing called orgasm.
[Hear hear! Peter of the Humanitarian Pecker!]
