Dear Father Mother Creator,
First, thanks for keeping me alive for another season of warm weather. I much appreciate the chance to take off the coat and scarves and show off the fat I put on these past few months. Some non-Caribbean people might not like it, but I love the fact that my rear end can still holler look at me in my jeans, and when I put on my swim suit, my marks and rolls make me look like a woman who carried children. Ain't no where I can hide the little characters anyway. They always foot and foot behind me.
Second, Mother Father Creator, see what you can do about the early morning noise next door please. My neighbor...yes, bless his little bald-headed, nice family man self, but he and his lawn mower and hammer seem intent on fuc... (sorry Great one) messing up the start of my day now that the weather warm. I don't want to seem like one of your mean children, Great One, but hide his hammer for a few days at least or I may have to call the City and ask (politely) if somebody could come around and check to see if he has a building permit for whatever the ras.. aam whatever it is he's building there.
Third, and last, Mother Father Creator (I'm keeping it short because I'm not sure you'll be happy with the tone of number two there), help me with this reading load I opened up my big mouth about in the previous post please. You know I love to read, but some of these books over 300 pages long! I ain't saying we women lil long-winded Mother Father Creator, cause I know some men can work their mouths for days on end too. I'm just asking for the energy to get through it, because as you know (the wonderful mind reader that you are), I'm adding one more to the list. I couldn't help it. I'd feel as if I were missing out on something special if I didn't read her. I'm excited about the list and the work, all I ask for Great One is the energy to do it.
Thanks again for the warm weather, Great One.
Amen.
