Peter Sam wonders....
I always wondered about this hell and heaven thing, and if I would make it to heaven or hell. I don’t think I all that bad to go to hell and I can’t see why I should not at least get a hearing at heaven's gate. Which ever way, I planning my defence before. I can’t say I am religious and for good reason, religion is taking us no where as humans, and it is hard to separate it from politics.
I don’t want to go to hell, but if there is where all the rum and whores and sex are, then lil heat can’t hurt. You see this is how I see it, in hell all you doing is all the things you wanted to do but could not do on earth because it was illegal or was not good for you to do. There you can do it all and live forever to do it again and again. If big batty Rosamond who used to make styles on you when you were on Earth end up in hell, then you sure will get sex from her there, and then go take a drink afterwards. I sure rum free there. According to how I was taught it in church, "this is for an eternity", means you do all that forever.
Well I don’t see much difference in heaven. You live forever and you only get non alcoholic beverages and lots of honey, plus free harp lessons, free white tunic and slippers of gold...that must be damn heavy to wear. I still think I would be able to get lil sex there though, because I am sure God can’t stand music all the time and he must want a quiet moment for himself. I always ask myself if all you get is milk and honey and walk around playing harp, who looking after the cows and bees, and who making the milk and honey beverage; I will bet all I have is black people.
The white man really play a smart one on us though...God white, Jesus white, the Angels white, the throne is gold and for good reason; who like gold more that white people? Why you think they come looking for the new world? You think it was because they like to travel? Is gold they were looking for. If you take stock in all this you will see the whole make up of heaven resemble a medieval government setting with king on a throne judging people with sceptre in hand. I don’t buy any of it, sorry.
I always say though, if I reach the pearly gates and my name not on the list there, I would ask Saint Peter fuh flex cause it got a banna in heaven who owe me some money since we was lil, and all I want do is go in and get it from he and come out back. Then when he let me in, I will do like so many Guyanese living abroad, stay and work there illegally. Is still a win win for me, because if they ketch me they will deport me back to Gt and when I come back all who bad mouth me at me funeral will pay dear.
I am still trying for heaven though because I don’t do well in heat.
