Setting: A middle-class Caribbean living room
Two-member cast: Man, wife.
Act 1, Sc. 1
Man: Babes... amm... babes remember the girl who call you up and cuss you the other day? Well aam... well she claiming she pregnant and she say is mine. I... aam...I ain really know how to deal here but aaam...she could be right...sooo...aaam...how you feel about it?
Wife (heavy-assed, bushy-haired, but elegant and Brontë-esque to the diacritical ë, looks at him quite unperturbed): My dear, darling husband, I'll respond when I find a fitting quote from this book.
