We have the bastard and his bitch
the gay lover (what to call him? Twitch? Or Switch?).
Stolid claims he's the horner man
so (as expected) his friend the dragon peeping from his perch on the can.
Not to be left out is the Soul Stealer.
It reeks of re-post, but we'll excuse him
(he and the mrs. are expecting a squealer).
And finally,
out of her silent, locked den of (self-described) iniquity
where she has been practicing new spirituality,
the saucy rep-til-ian
asks that we throw in a LESBIAN!!!