I-poem (I for Internet)

I-write.  I-blog.  I-facebook.  I-tweet. 

I-read.  I-comment.  I-follow.  I-friend.

I-laugh (lol...hahahahaha).  I-cry (Oh my god!).  I-sympathize (aaaww).

I-link.  I-attend.  I-share.  I-sell.  I-support.  I-join.

I-brawn.  I-brawl.  I-cuss.  I-voice.  I-compete.

I-love.  I-hate.  I-sex.  I-high.  I-low.

I-unlink.  I-unfollow.  I-enemy.  I-delete.

I-write.  I-blog.  I-facebook.  I-tweet.

And that's why we'll never meet.

Comments

[Silver Dragon]

This one made me smile on the inside.

[c.d.valere]

And hear this one....

Some Katie invited me to view her twat pics on twitter, so being a friendly person I clicked over and buk up with this message: "This site has been deleted for strange content. Nothing to see here. Mosey along now." Tell yuh. Try to be friendly on the Internet and all you get is treatment like you're a weirdo or something. Go figure.

[Andre]

I-like. LMAO.

[Stolid Charisma.]

It sucks..

[Stolid Charisma.]

Haha..

Just kidding.

Wanted to make your heart sink when you read that. I know it did.. hilarious.

Anyway, it will work. I just have a hard time with people that tweet except myself.

Kidding again.

And Andre sounds like a sympathetic suck up.

Oh, I din know you on facebook. Maybe I can join and you can be my friend. So I'll know your friends, and you'll know my friends and we'll have one big party.

Yeh.. badman bored.

[bakannal]

de I nah Inna dat.

[c.d.valere]

FYI, the speaker in this poem may resemble me, but I don't necessarily subscribe to the poem's moral statement.

[Peter Sam]

I-vex.